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A person is moving towards the middle of a field and they die.... How did they die?
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You can ask questions but I can only reply "Yes" or "No" to them
A person is moving towards the middle of a field and they die.... How did they die?
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(Beer was involved in this thread idea)
Were they playing a sport?
Yes.
WAS IT two boys Alex and Ron Playing hackeysack and approaching the 29 hours of straight non stop hackeysacking when Alex lost his shoe and stepped on the sprinkler head when Ron noticed that they started an uncontrollable slow left rotation leading to an unchecked deviation slowly leading to the center of the baseball stadium when Biff (Who was on the tractor) did not notice that he spilt his Dr. Pepper thus shorting out the ignition of the tractor. Leaning over trying to figure out why the tractor was giving off a slight electrical smell, he started a left hand 2 degree turn that intersected Ron's sprinkler induced slow left roll leading to the gruesome demise of Ron. (sorry, but I can not go into further details)
He was hit in the head by a large chunk of blue ice which fell from a passing 737-400.
LMAO, no to both. Bwahahah to Fred. Aviation did contribute to this accident though.
Was it a gruesome death?
Was he an airline employee?
I'll take Jdam for 500 Alex!
Chuck was the greatest pilot the world has ever seen, He flew for the Navy of course and one sunny day in mid September Chuck got to take his Father up for a flight in his just delivered FA/18. This was not just another proud dad, Chuck Dad flew for the air force in Nam and was used to a little G's. After departure they had an unrestricted clime to FL45 where Chuck was having some fun with dear ole dad by flying inverted and doing the ole "Look Dad, No Hands" gag when an owl was ingested into #2. The engine throttle jammed wide open as reports from Ground controllers started to come from commercial pilots of the F-111 at FL 43 doing a dump and burn! Chuck's dad was not amused... Chuck frantically tried to cut off the fuel for the failing engine but with a severe engine surge he hit the fuel for #1. Now they were really fuc!ed as airspeed bled while in a very fast decent. Chuck could hear his father talking about how the smell was making him hungry for chicken and continued to ask if his Navy Bug was going to be splat on the windshield of an airliner while holding his hands over his head like a kid on a roller coaster. Once down to FL14 Chuck (who was not amused by his fathers cool head and sense of humor) tried to relight #1 if nothing else, to get rid of that burnt chicken smell from the Owl ingestion. After the alt decayed to 6,000 feet, Chucks dad asked his son if the awesome piece of taxpayers dollars would be able to tell him where the nearest KFC would be so he can punch out over that and get some popcorn chicken before the long debrief he was going to have to do. Still not amused, Chuck jettisoned the 2 sidewinders and the Jdam that was slung underneath before popping the canopy and BOOM they were gone! The airplane nose dived immediately into the parking lot of a large School as Chuck had his drogue shoot deploy and his seat then released with the main shoot deploying. Chuck watched as the seat fell into the football field of he school and hit Ron who had been playing Hackeysack with his friend Alex for 29 hours straight. When the groundskeeper Biff who was within about 10 feet of them told the local news that he did not see the incident as he split his Dr. Pepper but it did shake the ground a little.
Someone needs a lower dosage. ;)
wait, who punched out over the Hanoi Hilton again?
He walked on to an "electric" field :tongue:
If one person was walking, where did "they" come from?
it was Spellman who jumped out of an airplane without a parachute who landed in the middle of the field and died after he realized that I made a complete fool out of his amateur riddle.
Or a higher dosage...Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil D.
or be off the damn drug!Quote:
Originally Posted by moose135
Screw you guys...I am taking my ball and I am going home!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzalu
LMAO Fred!!!