Matt Molnar
2008-11-30, 11:56 PM
Report: Planes Just As Afraid Of John Madden (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/report_planes_just_as)
November 27, 2008
WASHINGTON—The Federal Aviation Administration stated Wednesday that, according to all available evidence, airplanes are just as afraid of carrying sportscaster John Madden as he is of traveling on them. "Airliners have a not unreasonable fear that, were John Madden to board them, it would increase their chances of crashing," said FAA administrator Robert A. Sturgell, reading from the report. [Full Article (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/report_planes_just_as)]
November 27, 2008
WASHINGTON—The Federal Aviation Administration stated Wednesday that, according to all available evidence, airplanes are just as afraid of carrying sportscaster John Madden as he is of traveling on them. "Airliners have a not unreasonable fear that, were John Madden to board them, it would increase their chances of crashing," said FAA administrator Robert A. Sturgell, reading from the report. [Full Article (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/report_planes_just_as)]